Everything is wrong with these people

At lunch : they talked about how gay marriage is wrong, especially if they have children

Guests are gone, dinner is over : you know, if you ever need anything, “guest” have guns without serial numbers, the police could never track it down

That’s only today.

I’m not talking about how they’re ALWAYS talking shit about their exes and how they are bad parents. Excuse me, mom, I think you’re pretty high on the list of “things moms shouldn’t do to their kids” and stepdad too.

as if men had a monopoly on murder.

(Source: tuperting)

palmaviolet:

if someone ever made me a mixtape i would actually cry and treasure it forever even if i didn’t like any of the songs or bands on it i would make myself like them

arandadill:

30 DAY MONSTER GIRL CHALLENGE

Day Two: Centaur

arandadill:

30 DAY MONSTER GIRL CHALLENGE

Day 10: Succubus

arandadill:

30 DAY MONSTER GIRL CHALLENGE

Day Five: Mermaid

veronicaecholls:

#OH MY GOD #IT IS STARTING

(Source: veronicamarsmovieupdates)

Apparently, they’re filming a movie (or something, THEY’RE FILMING SOMETHING) in my town.

No idea what, and it’s probably shit, but that’s funny.

Mom says we have to go stalking to see what is going on.

She wants her son alive, or the men who killed him dead. She wants to feed the crows, like they did at the Red Wedding. Freys and Boltons, aye. We’ll give her those, as many as she likes.

ifollowillozil:

WHAT DO I DO IF I TOUCH IT WILL BE A MESS HEEEELP MEEEE!!!!